in the netherlands they don’t go hip hip hurray they go “hieperdepiep hoera” which like, come on man
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Ancillary Mercy by Ann Leckie
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"Thank all the gods," said Sphene. "I was afraid you were going to suggest we sing that song about the thousand eggs."
"A thousand eggs all nice and warm," I sang. "Crack, crack, crack, a little chick is born. Peep peep peep peep! Peep peep peep peep!"
"Why, Fleet Captain," Translator Zeiat exclaimed, "that's a charming song! Why haven't I heard you sing it before now?"
I took a breath. "Nine hundred ninety-nine eggs all nice and warm.
"Crack, crack, crack," Translator Zeiat joined me, her voice a bit breathy but otherwise quite pleasant, "a little chick is born. Peep peep peep peep! What fun! Are there more verses?"
"Nine hundred and ninety-eight of them, Translator," I said.
"We're not cousins anymore," said Sphene.
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I’m at a Hozier concert and the preshow (victoria canal) just went “oh yeah I have merch!! we have crop tops for the gays, and tote bags for the gays, and normal shirts for everyone else. raise your hand if you’re gay! yay that’s why I love Hozier shows” I love being the intended audience for once